SALUTE THE SUN: A Wii Fit Song [by Random Encounters]
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SALUTE THE SUN: A Wii Fit Song [by Random Encounters] with tags wii fit, wii fit trainer, salute the sun, wii, random encounters, music, song, game, nerdcore, re, gwen pinkerton, nathan morse, aj pinkerton
An original song by Random Encounters. Wii need an Exercism! The Wii Fit Trainer’s musical motivation proves not all fitness is good for your health...
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LYRICS:
Got some pudge, and you need some nudging?
Hey, that’s why I’m here!
I won’t judge if the weight’s not budging,
Chubby Chic is in this year!
Fighting flab is my foremost forte!
Flex, my expertise!
Wii will strive for fitness while you still fit this
'Till you are a little less obese!
Time to Salute the Sun!
We’re gonna tone those buns!
It’s gonna be so fun,
Wait and see!
You’re gonna be so stunned
To see how far you’ve come!
Get ready! 3… 2… 1…
…and Salute the Sun!
Say goodbye to your thighs and tummy!
Slay your cellulite!
BMI’s make us all feel crummy,
That’s their job: to give savage insight!
Camel! Bow! Cat-Cow! Cobra! Crow Pose!
Tree to Fire Log!
Now try Boats and Bridges,
Lord of the Fishes,
Double Dolphin Downward Facing Dog!
So go Salute the Sun!
Yeah, you may weigh a ton,
And if your wheels have spun,
I’ll be there!
No matter where you’re from,
You gotta move your bum!
Come on, we’re almost done!
So Salute the Sun!
Lift your legs! Keep ‘em straight!
Close your eyes and meditate!
Sweaty pits and dirty shirts!
Dorsiflexion till it hurts!
Plyometrics by the pool!
Higher fiber! Healthy stool!
Tone your tummy! Crunch your core!
Exhale while I count to four!
Plant your palms! Extend your wrist!
Supine lumbar torso twist!
Blast your abs! Flex your pecs!
Quads and lats and traps are next!
Sixty sets of fifty reps
Are metabolic baby steps!
Drink some water! Bend your backs!
Hold this pose and just relax-
So go Salute the Sun!
Pick up the pace and run!
It’s not a race; You’ve won
Runner’s high!
We’ve only just begun
I know your legs are numb!
The feeling’s next to none
To Salute the Sun!
