My Date With Captain Falcon (Feat. Markiplier & Nikasaur) (PARODY SONG)

My Date With Captain Falcon (Feat. Markiplier & Nikasaur) (PARODY SONG) with tags musical, song, markiplier, nika harper, nikasaur, captain falcon, wii fit trainer, parody, f-zero, falcon - fictional character, super smash bros. for nintendo 3ds and wii u (video game), super smash bros. (video game), super smash bros. (video game series), wii u (video game platform), spoof, parody music (musical genre)

An original song by Random Encounters

One date later, Nika Harper discovers Captain Falcon's not much of a winner off the F-Zero track.

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LYRICS:

TIME FOR YOUR FALCON DATE!

FALCON IS NEVER LATE!

DINNER AND ROSES AWAIT!

BY THE WAY YOU'RE GOING DUTCH!

RESEVERATIONS FOR TWO!

"FALC!" IS THE NAME HE USED!

"MAY I BRING DRINKS?" HE'LL DO

ONE "FALCON PUNCH!"

CAUSE CAPTAIN FALCON'S HERE

TO WHISPER IN YOUR EAR

SWEET NOTHINGS THAT APPEAR

TO BE THE ONLY THINGS HE SAYS!

AND IF YOU START TO CHOKE,

HE'LL DO THE HEIMLICH 'TILL YOUR BACK IS BROKE!

AND YOU MIGHT FEEL AS THOUGH HE CAUSED A STROKE!

BUT CAPTAIN FALCON SAVED YOUR LIFE!

SO FAR AS DATING GOES,

THIS HAS BEEN AWFUL- "YO!"

"PLEASE PAY YOUR CHECK SIR." "NO-!"

THEN THEY' THREW US OUT.

FALCON THEN HATCHED A PLAN

TO SEE THE ICE CREAM MAN.

WHEN IT SLIPPED FROM HIS HAND...

...THEN HE GAVE A FALCON SHOUT!

THEN WE WALKED TO MY DOOR,

WELL, WE RAN, REALLY.

I GAVE HIM A HUG, THOUGH

HE GOT A BIT... FEELY!

THEN AS THE MUSIC SOARED,

HE WENT FOR A KISS AT MY DOOR...

...THEN HE SHOUTED, "FALCON CALL ME!"

A REQUEST THAT I IGNORED!

HE'S CAPTAIN FALCON AND

WE ARE HIS PRIVATE MARIACHI BAND!