WICKED COOL: A Bayonetta & Gruntilda Popular Show-stoppular [by Random Encounters]
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WICKED COOL: A Bayonetta & Gruntilda Popular Show-stoppular [by Random Encounters] with tags wicked, popular, bayonetta, gruntilda, banjo-kazooie, random encounters, music, song, game, nerdcore, re, gwen pinkerton, nathan morse, aj pinkerton
Bayonetta pays Gruntilda a visit, and she's hellbent on making her fellow witch a wee bit less wicked... A diabolical duet by Random Encounters.
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Chris Addolorato as Gruntilda (@TransfatylvaniaFilms )
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LYRICS:
WHENEVER I SEE SOMEONE
WHO’S UGLIER THAN ME…
WHO’S DULLER AND OR DUMBER
THAN I COULD EVER BE…
I SAY, “HEY, BAYONETTA,
WHAT’S ONE THING YOU COULD DO
TO MAKE THIS HAPLESS HALFWIT
HALF AS AFFABLE AS YOU?”
DON’T BATHE IN BAKED BEANS.
WASH YOUR HAIR IN DAIRY-FREE SHAMPOO.
GARGLING SARDINES
ISN’T SOMETHING I’D SUGGEST YOU DO.
IF YOU FOLLOW MY ADVICE,
YOU MAY START TO SMELL, WELL, NICE,
YOU’LL HAVE FOLKS THINKING
THAT YOU’RE WICKED STINKING COOL!
BUY SOME CHIC NEW CLOTHES,
ONES YOU DIDN’T PICK OUT FROM THE TRASH…
LET’S DISPOSE OF THOSE
IF YOU EVER HOPE TO BE IN SMASH.
NO ONE’S DAZZLED BY YOUR GUT,
OR BALLOONS FILLED BY YOUR BUTT…
JUST DISPENSE WITH THESE
AND YOU’LL BE WICKED COOL.
"Will that innately
Make men date me?"
LET’S GET YOU SOMETHING SLIM AND SLINKY!
DON’T BE AFRAID TO BE A LITTLE KINKY…
THIS FROCK?
-NO.
THIS HAT?
-NO.
THIS RAG?
-I THINK WE
CAN FIND YOU A FIT THAT’S JUST A LITTLE LESS STINKY…
"And undies that make my cake look more like a Twinkie!"
SKINCARE GETS YOU BY,
CAKING ON SOME MAKEUP TENDS TO HELP…
SKIP THE MAGGOT PIE-
MAYBE TRY SURVIVING ON SOME KELP…
YES, YOU’RE DEFINITELY A MESS,
ALMOST HOPELESS, I CONFESS,
BUT YOU’LL BE SLAYING-
-THAT’S A SAYING FOR BEING COOL.
YOU’LL BE AN ABSOLUTE BELLE,
AND STRAIGHT UP, DOWNRIGHT SWELL!
YOU’LL BE SO-
"Popular?"
-WELL…
YOU’LL HAVE MEN UNDER YOUR SPELL!
"…Figuratively…"
YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN TRUST ME,
YOUR BUSTY, ONLY FRIEND
TO HELP YOU STICK YOUR CHEST OUT
WHILE FLAUNTING YOUR REAR END…
I WON’T DISMISS MY MISSION
TO TAKE THIS SLOPPY SOUL
AND TURN HER INTO SOMEONE
SOMEONE SOMEDAY MAY EXTOL…
POINTY HATS ARE OUT,
RIDING ON A BROOM IS SO BLASÉ…
PLEASE DON’T PICK YOUR SNOUT-
ONCE YOU FOLLOW EVERY WORD I SAY,
GIRL, THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN’T DO
WHEN YOU’RE NOT… BEING YOU…
YOU’RE GONNA BE ADORED! RESPECTED!
INFREQUENTLY ABHORRED! REJECTED!
GUARANTEED TO BE
UBER-SUPER-DUPER,
FRICKEN WICKED COOL!
(YOU’RE WICKED…)
(YOU’RE WICKED…)
(YOU’RE WICKED…)
(YOU’RE WICKED…)
(COOL!)
STRICTLY WICKED COOL!
