O META KNIGHT: A Kirby Christmas Carol [by Random Encounters]
O META KNIGHT: A Kirby Christmas Carol [by Random Encounters] with tags kirby, metaknight, nintendo, christmas, carol, holy, night, song, musical, costume, random, encounter, video, game, funny, santa, claus, merry, holiday, winter, comedy, spoof, parody, random encounters, kirby's dream land
An original song by Random Encounters
Meta Knight's spreading his own brand of holiday cheer. If I were you, I wouldn't bring up how late he is.
(Did you find The Beard in every musical? Tell us his timecode in the comments!)
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LYRICS:
O Meta Knight!
Warp stars are brightly shining!
He'll fly through the night, and he'll do it without a sleigh!
"Vengeance is mine,"
he shouts, his eyes atwinkle!
He'll eat your sweets, then he'll bludgeon your behind!
He'll slice your things like a Christmas ham for dinner!
He'll swoop through the sky like a steely-masked, no-face bat!
Fall on your knees,
Because you won't have any legs!
He'll fix your lights (well, he might...)
That Meta Knight, he's so polite.
Go back to sleep tonight
Before he tans your ugly hide!
You might call him insane,
But then he'll crack your ribs in twain!
Look! Up in the sky!
A shadow flyeth over!
It's Meta Knight, on his way to break your nose!
Give him your fruit cakes!
(Tomatoes are fruits also!)
Don't incur his wrath, or he'll chop your butt in half!
Behold his cape: it can fly and switch dimensions!
Beware his glare, 'cause it's banned at Smash conventions!
Late, while you're asleep,
He comes and goes without a peep.
He'll break and enter. Your renter's
insurance plan won't cover that.
At night, he'll light menorahs, too,
if you're a Jew.
So Hark! He stands alone
against bad gifts from parts unknown!
And when he sees your tree,
He'll trim it up for free!
O Meta Knight! O Meta Knight!
He's here this Christmas!
Please don't miss us,
O Meta Knight! O Meta Knight!
