I SEE YOU: A Granny Chapter 2 Song [by Random Encounters]

I SEE YOU: A Granny Chapter 2 Song [by Random Encounters] with tags funny, comedy, video game, gaming, gamer, music, song, singing, aj pinkerton, random encounters, nathan morse, gwen pinkerton

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LYRICS:

Granny and Grandpa,

Won’t you go away?

Please find somewhere else

To spend your holiday!

Granny looks livid;

Grandpa’s got his cane!

Now my Christmas spirit’s

going down the drain!

Nowhere is safe to hide…

Maybe I could jack their ride…

Where do we keep spare fuel?

Why does it smell like stool-

If I want to outrun Granny,

There’s a couple things I need,

Like a taser and some ammo

And a shotgun, yes indeed!

All the doors are super squeaky

and the floors are creaky, too!

So I’d best be extra sneaky

Or else- “I SEE YOU!”

Granny is lurking…

Grandpa, where you at?

Granny’s gonna kill me with

A baseball bat!

Into the closet!

Better hold my breath…

Something stinks to heaven

Like Depends and death…

Just three more things to find…

Nothing to hide behind!

Moving so silently…

This may end violently…

There’s no chance of me escaping

If I can’t repair this car.

But its pieces are all missing

And I don’t know where they are…

Grandpa’s shambling through the pantry

And I know just what he’ll do:

First he’ll trap me and start screaming

At me- “I SEE YOU!”

“I SEE YOU!”

“I… SEE… YOU!”

Grandpa’s unconscious-

That’s all right with me!

Hope he isn’t angry

That I took his key!

Where is the spark plug?

What’s it even do?

Maybe I could call an Uber…

“I SEE YOU!”

One fewer foe at least-

Grandpa’s a straight-up beast!

Where did my shotgun go?

Odds of survival: Low!

I hear Granny’s soggy footsteps

and the thump of Grandpa’s boots.

I smell Granny’s rotten perfume

And the funk of Grandpa’s toots…

If I do not find the spark plug,

Then I can’t escape this house.

I’ll get beat to death by Granny

and her evil, undead spouse!

Then they’ll cook me and they’ll eat me,

Or they’ll feed me to their child,

Or the pets and hungry monsters

in their basement running wild!

If this turns the engine over,

Then I’ll bid them both adieu!

Sayonara! Smell you later!

Say Goodbye, cause I see you!