Everything's A Puzzle: A Professor Layton Song

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An original song by Random Encounters

Layton and Luke solve everyday puzzles in this puzzling musical. About puzzles.

Lyrics:

PROF:

Everything’s a puzzle,

a myst’ry to me!

The shape of this toast, or

the taste of my tea!

Everything’s a riddle;

a quand’ry to solve!

I’ll best every test,

No matter what they involve!

We’ve got to use every clue;

till we deduce the final key!

We’ve got to plan every move

three steps ahead!

LUKE: I don’t think you can even do that…

PROF:

We’ve got to search every inch,

and do it mathematically!

Till we solve every riddle,

colossal or little,

by fiddling with things methodically!

LUKE: Professor, I don’t see how this is a puzzle-

PROF: Now now, Luke! Hop to it! That’s what a gentleman does!

LUKE: (to the cat) Don’t get used to this.

PROF:

Everything’s a puzzle!

And all that I see

awaits a solution

from someone like me!

Quantify this mayonnaise!

Finagle this cheese!

Triangulate pant-size

of this underwear please!

LUKE:

Professor, that’s well and good,

but really, have you lost your mind?

There are no puzzles to solve

beneath a skirt…

PROF: Quite astute of you!

We’ve got to crack every code,

decipher every glyph we find!

There’s no need for hints

with both our brains combined!

LUKE: Professor-

PROF:

Everything’s a puzzle!

I’m sure you’ll agree

that everything’s a puzzle

to me!

Everything’s a puzzle

to tinker and tweak!

To dig in and dissect

the source of mystique!

Every new enigma

proves veritably that

Everything’s a puz-zle

to me!