The Enderman Song: A Minecraft Musical

The Enderman Song: A Minecraft Musical with tags funny, comedy, video game, gaming, gamer, musical, song, singing, aj pinkerton, peter srinivasan, minecraft, enderman, parody, valentine's day (holiday), love, stalker, creepy

An original song by Random Encounters

Enderman just wants to love you. In the creepiest, most stalker-y way possible. Happy Valentine's Day! (Single's Awareness Day)

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First time we met, I was pulling up weeds

I saw you gazing from afar.

I watched you mine a hole full of iron and coal;

that's how you stole my Ender-heart.

My purple eyes expand and my mouth falls agape

I blush and flee when you rome near.

But after that, in spite of the torches you light,

you always scream when I appear!

So I'll be watching you

And I'll be waiting to

Do all the things we'll do

Together!

Day after day, I've been thinking of you

I feel so shy when you're around!

I nearly wet my pants at you slightest glance,

And then my mouth makes awkward sounds.

And now it's three A. M. and I'm standing outside.

I brought a gift you'll never see.

So I'll just stand alone, staring in your home,

until the day you fall for me!

Cause I've been watching you

And I've been waiting to

Do all the things we'll do

Together!

Watching,

Waiting,

So frustrating,

Am I not enough?!

Awkward gawking,

creepy stalking's

How I show my love!

All through the night, I've been waiting for you

I'll serenade you through your walls!

And every step you take - every bite of steak -

You won't escape my Ender-calls!

I'll take your dirt and lurk at the foot of your bed!

I'll watch you sleep! It feels so right...

And by the time you rouse, I'll get out of your house,

But I'll drop by another night!

Cause I've been watcing you

And I've been waiting to

Do all the things we'll do

Together!

So won't you please be mine?

My miner Valentine?

I brought you cake and wine?

To dine...

...together.