THE DEATH OF A SIM [by Random Encounters]

THE DEATH OF A SIM [by Random Encounters] with tags funny, comedy, video game, gaming, gamer, music, song, singing, aj pinkerton, random encounters, nathan morse, gwen pinkerton, the sims, sims 2, sims 3, sims 4, death, die, ways, kill, grim reaper, original, dingle, family, unlucky

An original song by Random Encounters

Meet the world's unluckiest Sims! The Dingle Family is dying for a break from tradition... but their fate is in someone else's hands...

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LYRICS:

This is Danny Dingle. He's a Sim I created.

The founder of the Dingle family name.

Danny had it all and he was well-educated,

but Danny wouldn't last long in my game.

I gave him plenty to eat,

and kept him decently clean.

I helped him hold down a job

and live his boring routine

Until the stereo broke,

which I then forced him to mend,

And that's how one of my Sims

met an electrified end!

Everyone knows the life of a Sim

is brutally short and packed to the brim

with strange little dangers so wildly weird and grim,

you'll want to murder every Sim!

Grody Dodie Dingle was insanely untidy,

which honestly inspired her demise.

She lived in squalor and the odor was mighty

and Dodie got devoured by the flies!

Her brother Dilbert was just

as inexplicably daft-

A playful Sim I put in

the bubble bath while he laughed.

I made him sit there all day,

and Dilbert laughed till he cried,

and then he choked and turned blue

from all the laughter and died.

Nobody mourns the death of a Sim!

They never live long. Their chances are slim...

A simple decision could cost them their life and limb!

It ain't a crime to kill a Sim!

Darling Darla Dingle ate garbage and died-

It took a little fudging... and yeah, I did a bit of nudging...

Rugged Dudley Dingle stood freezing outside,

but he didn't last long in his skimpy sarong...

Doomsday is coming! The reaping begins!

This is our purpose: to kill all the Sims!

Poor Dorothy Dingle

Was feeling weak and famished-

No fridge to feed her,

and no way out to make a sandwich.

The death of Dexter

demanded something dire-

I made him sunbathe

until he lit himself on fire...

Don't get me started

on Dexter's nephew's smiting-

Young Dylan died when

his kite was fried by bolts of lightning...

I planned a doozy

for Desi’s final hour:

I made a hottie

and left him naked in her shower.

No one is safe! Not one single Sim!

They'll die in a crash and drown while they swim!

They might bite the dust while woo-hooing a guy named Jim!

I'm sure we all agree that

Half of the fun is killing your Sims

in sadistic ways, on psychotic whims!

So say them a prayer, cause the lights on upstairs are dim-

It's time to kill another Sim!