KEEP TALKING AND NOBODY EXPLODES: The Musical [by Random Encounters]

KEEP TALKING AND NOBODY EXPLODES: The Musical [by Random Encounters] with tags funny, comedy, video game, gaming, gamer, music, song, singing, aj pinkerton, random encounters, nathan morse, gwen pinkerton, keep talking and nobody explodes, defuse, expert

An original song by Random Encounters

A bombastic musical number is just what this explosive situation needed!

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EXCLUSIVE DESIGNS:

BASIC:

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LYRICS:

Walk me through the basics.

Give me everything you got.

Is it angular? Rectangular?

We only got one shot.

It’s a metal plated box

Sixty centimeters long-

Kid, the devil’s in the details,

So don’t get the details wrong.

There’s a timer in the center

And three buttons to the right

Labeled Echo, Bravo, Tango

With a tiny amber light-

If the Bravo’s in the middle,

And the Tango’s to the port,

Hold down Echo seven seconds

And then give me a report.

Something is wrong and the bomb’s still tickin…

Seems to me like the plot has thickened…

Mission control, I could use a code…

Well, just keep talking and no one will explode!

There are thirty-something digits

On the back-up power node.

Add them all to pi and multiply

By four to find your code.

If the power node is yellow,

Put the code in in reverse.

Once we’ve finally fried the override,

I’ll try to keep it terse.

Reach inside the side compartment,

Pull the lever, vent the vapor,

Then fill out the crossword puzzle

On page 5 of Sunday’s paper.

Once you finish, you’ll initiate

A reset protocol

In the form of a Sudoku puzzle

That you’ll need to solve.

Copy that, but the puzzle’s blocked

By a CAPTCHA code and it’s combo locked…

Sounds like we’re playing on Expert Mode…

So just keep talking and no one will explode!

There’s an image in the corner-

Cross your eyes and hold it near,

If you back away and focus,

Something 3D should appear-

It’s an alligator! (Try again.)

A… dolphin? (Come on, kid, focus!)

…Santa with a trombone?

…sure, we’ll go with that.

Now open up the lower tray

And take the Scrabble letters

Cause you’ll need to spell a word with them

That’s fifty points or better.

Once you have the panel open,

Do the Rubrik’s Cube inside.

Better move a little quicker

Or I’ll tell them all you died.

I’ve uncovered several wires

Colored purple, red, and yellow-

If the yellow’s in the middle,

Kill off Raph and Donatello,

But if two are slightly salmon,

Or the yellow’s kind of green,

Snip whichever wire’s higher

and the wires In between.