HuniePop the Musical (Feat. Hayden Daviau & Angi Viper)

HuniePop the Musical (Feat. Hayden Daviau & Angi Viper) with tags funny, comedy, video game, gaming, gamer, music, song, singing, aj pinkerton, peter srinivasan, huniepop song, huniepop musical, kyanna huniepop, nikki huniepop, tiffany huniepop, aiko huniepop, audrey huniepop, momo huniepop, kyu huniepop, sparrow rayne, sparrowrayne

An original song by Random Encounters

Kyu teaches Nate how to date girls in this absurd retelling of the hit Puzzle Dating Game, HuniePop.

Lyrics:

Can I help you?

Yes, you can!

Just stand like that for a bit!

Don’t engage her!

Just act cool!

—Your creeping is legit.

Spend all your money!

Gain a bit of hunie!

Don’t turn around.

Why? Is something funny?

Geisha girls are greatest!

—Yeah, that’s kind of racist…

Now go on! Give her this gift!

Each girl we see

can be stalked with HunieBee!

There’s a tiny catch—

—it’s slightly sketch—

but so are we!

Ask for a date!

—We just met-

Who cares? It’s fate!

All you need’s to be like Kyu!

You know, maybe I should just be myself-

Hey, am I the fairy here or are you?

Can I keep dis

fishie, please?

It’s for a pet, I swear!

She looks hungry!

Give her food!

Don’t you ___ing dare!

Use this to impress her!

Got three on my dresser.

“What cup size are those?”

Don’t examine my breasts, sir.

Tell that little cutie

that you love her booty!

—thanks, I found it myself!

Show her your cheese,

and some earmuffs, if you please!

I don’t need a drink!

You ____ing stink-

like liver disease!

What is my height?

Cause I can’t remember quite…

All I need’s to be like Kyu…

You’re gonna be a kitty?!

Thank you for the show,

but you oughta know

Talent’s not a big appeal…

Maybe you and I could go

take some classes!

Yes, we’ve barely met,

yet you still forget

my name a million times!

Since I’m under 21,

Drinking’s technically a crime.

Maybe we should find some other girls…

Kyu, zip your lip! All I hear up above

is a whole lot of failure, not a whole lot of love!

You were sent to get him dates, but Nate’s been left empty-handed,

So you gotta deal with me and get rap-reprimanded!

Hold on, honey!

Here’s some shoes!

They’re great for gouging out eyes!

Can I eat dis?

It smells good!

I think that might make her die…

Thanks for all the pencils…

What’s with these utensils…

What the ___ are these?!

I DON’T NEED MORE PENCILS!

How long does a cat a live?

15 years on average.

Wow, you’re so good at cats!

Love ain’t a game

based on matching things the same.

And I guess it helps

to be yourself—

Unless you’re ____ing lame.

We don’t need booze and gifts-

We don’t care how much you lift.

All you need’s to be like you!