E3: The Musical [by Random Encounters] (feat. Underbelly)

E3: The Musical [by Random Encounters] (feat. Underbelly) with tags funny, comedy, video game, gaming, gamer, musical, song, singing, aj pinkerton, e3, underbelly, shawn caple, sonic, mario, wii u, ps4, xbox one, electronic entertainment expo, los angeles, la, convention, expo

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LYRICS:

Here in L.A.

We once a year have a day

Where all the games that we play

Are shown!

New, shiny tech

Is all around, and I suspect

That for geeks, it’s a week of wonder

When you attend E3.

It’s that time which I dread,

When I wish that I was dead…

Every geek, dweeb, and dork is in my way!

Crowds of nerds pack en masse…

--They smell like armpits and ass-

-emble in lines far too long to play!

Every game that I try

Simply makes me want to die.

“Cutting edge and next gen”

The spokesmen say.

I don’t need a new controller

Add-ons fill my soul with dolor.

And I never like a single night’s soirée!

Each exhibit’s so exciting!

There’s free stuff all around!

The booth babes simply sweep me off my feet!

I’ll play every single system,

Games both unknown and renowned..

Every day’s full of awe and wonder

When you attend E3!

Nothing here’s impressive!

The B.O.’s oppressive!

The fanboys are obsessive--you see

All these games / Registration, Presentation!

Look the same / Demonstration! Education!

This whole show’s / Innovation! Simulation!

Super Lame! / Application! Acclamation!

Here at E3… (This game is dull and broken…)

Our gaming future’s waiting! (I’d like to use Hadoken…)

Come and you’ll see… (Cash-ins and sequels...)

What all the world’s creating! (Clearly this equals)

You’ll have the best time ever / You’ll have worst time ever

...When you attend E3!