Castlevania: The Musical [by Random Encounters]
Castlevania: The Musical [by Random Encounters] with tags castlevania, dracula, belmont, random encounters, music, song, game, nerdcore, re, gwen pinkerton, nathan morse, aj pinkerton
An original song by Random Encounters.
Thanks to our awesome, classic RE cast members
and CASEY DWYER (Dracula)!
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LYRICS:
I’ve broken bones and flayed off flesh
throughout Transylvania…
I’ll be renowned in every town
Once my dancing has slain ya!
Stab the heart! Burn the head!
I’m the maven of making you dead!
You’d better postpone your plans, cause tonight,
you’re dying instead!
Look how I’ve changed!
I’m a peaceful man-
You’re a barely scary, very hairy,
cemetery sanguinarian!
Cower in fear! Simon Belmont is here,
and I’m dying to kill you again!
I live alone and stay indoors,
shut inside my castle.
And every week, you show up
like a chain-wielding hassle!
Go away! No one cares!
Please stop throwing my goons down the stairs!
I have a mortgage to pay on this place
without more repairs!
I will avenge
every mortal hewn!
You’re a monster-killin, potion-swillin,
innard-spillin, villainous buffoon!
Glad you dropped by. Tell you wife I said hi,
and I’d die not to see you again.
You’re a blood-sucking,
whip-ducking,
mother-shucking vampire!
You’re an axe-chucking,
mud-mucking,
chicken-plucking ham-frier!
A dumb-lucking,
fear-strucking,
run amok-ing,
trash fire!
Go get a clue till IQ increases!
Go rest in peace till your chest’s in pieces!
This is your final chance
to change your circumstance!
But if you want to dance,
I can bloody bring it!
I won’t forgive the slights you’ve made,
or the bones you’ve been pickin…
You’re gonna pay the Belmont way:
While I’m eating wall chicken!
What a night for a curse,
and your singing is making it worse!
Your karaoke is lowkey off-key,
and has been each verse!
Nowhere to run…
Nothing but demise!
Now this dark and twisted-
whip-assisted-
coffin-crypted-
persistent pissant-
-dies!
Don’t waste your breath! Just embrace your own death!
I’ve been dying to kill… you again!
