Wasn't No Lettuce Cut
Wasn't No Lettuce Cut with tags nicki, minaj, itty, bitty, piggy, durand, is, not, delivery, guy, anymore, girl, what, blinked, my, gahdamn, eyeballs, miss, thing
A slight exaggerated reenactment of my boss telling me she's over my "Laziness".
This woman has lost her mind entirely.
LETTUCEPREYYY:
"Lawd baby! Sometimes a kick can be a push in the right direction. Father knows you don't need to be around old crazy bitching about Lettuce...SMH Crazy heffa, hating on you cause you have a wingspan outside of that store and she does not. Kick the dust off your feet:-)" - YahZarah St. James
"you got damn near 5000 followers on twitter and you can't cut no muthafuckin lettuce???" - @jCherryonTop
"u can pop it on a handstand while singin mary had a lil lamb [itz a mild day], but CANT CUT NO GOT DAYUM LETTUCE?!" - @GtheGreat
