Please Don't Touch My Junk Song
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Please Don't Touch My Junk Song with tags please, don't, touch, my, junk, song, david, choi, tsa, security
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A song written by David Choi called "Please Don't Touch My Junk" inspired by the recent TSA security issues. My viewpoints? Security is important, but I don't want the body scanning X-Ray Machines to give me cancer or destroy my sperm which is definitely something I find important (read below). If you have to touch my junk, I'd like a pretty girl to do it. That's all I'm saying.
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Please Don't Touch My Junk Lyrics
Please don't touch my junk
I don't have a bomb
Strapped inside my trunk
Please don't touch my junk
That I use to F$#%
Please don't push my luck
I know you have to do your jobs
But can't metal detectors find buttons and knobs?
Honestly, how cool are those x-ray machines?
But I want kids in the future, and they will mutate my offspring
Safety is the main priority
Can I at least choose my TSA officer?
I'll take the girl that's in lane 3
I will let her pat me down thoroughly
But I ain't going through that
Child killing death ray machine
No I won't
