"I'm Dovahkiin, BITCH" - Skyrim Rap by JT Music

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Here it is, the moment you Skyrim gurus have been waiting for..."I'm Dovahkiin, BITCH" the rap, by MC Dovahkiin. Peep this jam and send it around to your fellow dovahkiins out there. Coming to iTunes soon!

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I got the body of a man with a goddamn dragon's soul

So tell me punk is your weiner small or are you balls just cold?

Yo, foh krah diin mothafucka get iced

I'm gon' be up on yo ass like I was up on yo wife's

Dragon shoutin' like a fire-breathin' beast

And when I was just a baby I drank milk from dragon teets

Sweet, I sucked them saggy dragon titties dry

No I don't need wings bitch, when my DICK CAN FLY because

HOOK:

I'm Dovahkiin bitch, I'm eatin' dragon balls (x4)

Chowin' down on dragonballs, but you know I'm not gay

Skyrim bitches love me, every night every day

I be getting' some from Riften to Markarth

My dragon shouts make Alduin's look like a baby dragon fart

HA, takin' dragon dumps, steamy and big

You don't believe I slay these demons, then just look at my rig

I'm decked out in dovah scales bones weapons and shit

Even the Thalmor say "Dovahkiin is legit" you know it

HOOK

Dragon balls are a Skyrim delicacy

I ask the dragon ball chef for extra testicles please

Dice 'em with onions peppers oil garlic maybe some chives

Step down Goku, these dragon balls are mine

Alduin better run for your life

Or I'll be snackin' on your nuts when I get hungry tonight

And when I'm done with those, I'll just go find another

I got some skooma in my hand and both your nuts in the other because

I'm Dovahkiin bitch, I'm eatin' Nordic balls

I'm Dovahkiin bitch, I'm eatin' Orcish balls

I'm Dovahkiin bitch, I'm eatin' draugr balls,

I'm Dovahkiin bitch, I'm eatin' all ya balls!!!