Halo 3 Rap - "The Greatest Ever" by JT Music

Halo 3 Rap - "The Greatest Ever" by JT Music with tags jt, machinima, multiplayer, halo, rap, rapping, patfan, skullkruncher, 13, skull, teabag, machinima (website category), halo 3 (video game), ever, best, xbox, rap, video game (industry), hiphop, montage, master, worst, rapping (literature subject), greatest, chief, freestyle, rapper

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LYRICS:

(Guy talking on headset)

I got a bag of Doritos

And a can of cherry coke

I turn on the Xbox

And I'm already stoked

Because I know

Nobody can step up to me

While I'm dominating

All the land in Halo 3.

The assault rifle is lame

The shotgun is insane

But I prefer the battle rifle

While I'm fighting long range

You'll be minding your own business

When you're POW BEAT DOWN

By the time you know it's me

I won't even be around.

(Echo)

And without a sound

You could try to find me

But you're the one who'll get found

And then I'll pump you fulla lead

Or lay you out with a grenade

If life was based on Halo

Then I know I'd have it made.

(Guy talks)

It's not that easy being me

I have endured and I have scars

But take a look at my rank:

A golden crest with stars

And my highest skill reached

In case you hadn't guessed

Is a number that the system

Can't begin to assess

Because I'm the best

You best not lose your head

You know you're playing against me

And that's enough said.

The accuracy of a hawk

And the skill of jui-jitsui,

I'll come down on you so fast that

You'll never know what hit you!

(Guy talks some more)

You might offer "party up"

But I guess that's too bad

I don't party up with anyone

Because I'm too rad

And you'll only make me lose

And that will make me mad

Then the best you'll get from me

Is a friendly teabag

I'll splatter you and beat you down

And maybe play you later

I don't care if you get angry

Cuz you're just another hater

"Skullkruncher13"

Is my live ID

And I'm the kinda kid who makes you wonder

"How'd he kill me?"

Beating and defeating

Every meeting of the cheating little campers

Their manliness could match exotic dancers

So don't be camping son

Because I got a Spartan laser

And I see you don't got one.

With a bing zap BAM

You'll be singin' hot damn

You got lasered by the skullkrunch

And that's who I am.

So no matter where you run

No matter how much luck,

I'll be the one to bring you down

And make a fella yell "darn!"

(Inspirational Speech)

The mongoose and the warthog

And the scorpion too

I got a license for em all

And I'm ready to kill you

You hear the engine reving

And you know what to do

But when you think you're on the ready

You're already run through son

Yea

You know it's what I do best

If I'm snapping your neck

Or makin' you a total mess.

And if you're new to halo,

Just call this a hazing.

If you gave me just a pistol

Then I'll make it look amazing.

There's something red

On my motion detector

I'll track it right down

Like I was a vector

Batting of shots

With my laser deflector

I'll fight for my Halo

And I'll always protect her

Halo is

The most incredible game

When I get online,

I see that people are lame

Cuz they all play a game named

Call of Duty

I would love that game

Yea if I was three.

I started off

I was friendly and nice

But now I've gotten much better

And my heart turned to ice

I talk smack

To the haters I play

And I can beat em all down

So I don't care what they say

Isolation, Last Resort

And even rat's nest

I can never stop playing

Cuz I'm kinda obssessed

You wanna fight?

I'll rise up to the test

Cuz you're gonna find out

Halo's what I do best