GOD OF WAR: THE MUSICAL [by Random Encounters]

GOD OF WAR: THE MUSICAL [by Random Encounters] with tags funny, comedy, video game, gaming, gamer, music, song, singing, aj pinkerton, random encounters, nathan morse, gwen pinkerton, god of war, kratos, greek, norse, playstation, spartan

An original song by Random Encounters

Kratos isn't just the God of War -- he's his own worst enemy!

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LYRICS:

I’M THE GOD OF WAR!

KILLED PANTHEONS GALORE!

THOSE WIMPS ATOP OLYMPUS

AND THEIR ALLIES ARE NO MORE!

I HAVE SLAIN THEM WHERE THEY STAND,

NOW I’M KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE LAND

AS A TITAN-KILLING, BLOOD-SPILLING,

MIGHTY GOD OF WAR!

I’M THE GOD OF WAR,

A CHAMPION OF YORE!

I SLAY A LOT AND WEIGH A LOT-

ALL MUSCLE, THOUGH, I’M SURE!

I HAVE CLIMBED THE HIGHEST PEAK-

-ONE THAT DWARVES THOSE THAT ARE GREEK-

ALL THOSE GODS YOU SLEW? I KILLED THEM, TOO,

CAUSE, I’M THE GOD OF WAR!

I’M THE GOD OF WAR,

OF BLOOD AND GUTS AND GORE!

I’VE KILLED A MILLION VILLAINS-

-YES, YOU’VE MENTIONED THAT BEFORE…

ALL MY ENEMIES ARE DEAD-

-ONCE OR TWICE, WE’VE KEPT THE HEAD-

I’M THE FAMOUSLY-

-AND SHAMELESSLY

-VINDICTIVE GOD OF WAR!

I RAIZED ALL OF RHODES AND ATLANTIS!

I SET FREE EVERY CURSED VALKYRIE!

NO ORACLE, ELF, OR ENCHANTRESS

STANDS A CHANCE IN A BATTLE WITH ME!

I HAVE BRAVED CHARON’S DOCKS,

BROKEN OATHS AND SHATTERED LOCKS

TO UNSEAL PANDORA’S BOX,

ALL ON MY OWN!

I SEE NO USE IN POINTLESS BRAGGING,

THOUGH LAST WEEK, I KILLED A DRAGON~

PLACED ITS HEAD BESIDE THE HELMS

OF FALLEN FOES FROM ALL NINE REALMS.

I’VE BEATEN GODS BOTH GREEK AND NORSE,

A FEW YOU HAVEN’T MET OF COURSE,

AND SHOUTED MYSELF HOARSE WHILE CALLING “BOY!”

I’M THE GOD OF WAR

WITH QUITE THE BLOODY LORE!

I KILLED DOZENS OF MY COUSINS-

-AND I THRASHED THE SONS OF THOR!

I’VE LEFT EVERY EARTHLY BEAST

BADLY WOUNDED OR DECEASED.

YOU’RE A CRUSTY, OLD, DOMESTICATED-

ANGSTY, OVER-COMPENSATED-

MUFFIN-TOPPED, DEBILITATED-

GOD OF WAR!